[Intro] Bm E
Call me morbid, call me pale
Bm E
I've spent six years on your trail
Bm E
Six long years
Bm A G
On your trail
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Call me morbid, call me pale
Bm E
I've spent six years on your trail
Bm E
Six full years of my life on your trail
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And if you have five seconds to spare
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Then I'll tell you the story of my life
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Sixteen, clumsy and shy
D A
I went to London and I
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I booked myself in at the Y.W.C.A
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I said: I like it here, can I stay?
Bm E
I like it here - can I stay?
Bm E
And, do you have a vacancy
Bm A
For a back-scrubber?
G E A
She was left behind, and sour
Bm E
And she wrote to me equally dour
Bm E
She said: In the days when you were
Bm A G
Hopelessly Poor
I just liked you more
E A
And if you have five seconds to spare
F# G D
Then I'll tell you the story of my life
F# G C
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
D A
I went to London and I
F# Bm G
I booked myself in at the Y.W.C.A
D A F#m F#
I said: I like it here, can I stay?
Bm E
I like it here, can I stay?
Bm E
And, do you have a vacancy
Bm A
For a back-scrubber?
G E A
Call me morbid, call me pale
Bm E
I've spent too long on your trail
Bm E
Far too long
Bm A G
Chasing your tail Ooh
E A
And if you have five seconds to spare
F# G D
Then I'll tell you the story of my life
F# G C
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
D A
That's the story of my life
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Sixteen, clumsy and shy
D A
The story of my life
F#m F#
That's the story of my life
Bm E
That's the story of my life
Bm E
That's the story of my life
Bm E
The story of my life
Bm E
That's the story of my life
Bm E
That's the story of my life
Bm E
The story of my life
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